Sometimes life leaves you no other options.
Sometimes you just have to buy a packet of chocolate biscuits and dunk them… Sometimes these kind of things just need to be done.
Step One- Open your packet of Tim Tams.
Step Two- Nibble the opposite ends
Step Three- Dunk one of the nibbled corners into an appropriately dainty tea cup and suck.
Stop sucking when your dunking liquid of choice, goes up to the top. Inside the biscuit is now squishy and soft with the hot liquid going through it. Quickly drop the whole biscuit into your mouth before losing it to a messy slop inside your cup.
Step Four- Smile contentedly.
Step Five- Repeat as necessary.